Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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