escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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