Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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