that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
