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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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