we made out on top of his cat.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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