I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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