But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dignity is for republicans.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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