A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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