Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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