my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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