physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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