i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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