my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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