no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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