we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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