Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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