what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
