Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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