I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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