Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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