whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
