Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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