hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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