Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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