My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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