New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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