U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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