I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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