big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
NoShamevember. You game?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You are a genius and a whore.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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