just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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