My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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