I swear she didn't look like that last week.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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