I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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