I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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