Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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