Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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