I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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