i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I lost the right to judge tonight
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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