are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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