kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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