If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Semen is not good for contacts.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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