Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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