Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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