i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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