Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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