I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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