i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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