***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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