I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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