Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
