She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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