This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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