i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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