Its about making memories worth repressing
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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