FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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